February 2012
Who is addicted to Tumblr?
epic-humor:
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Bitch, this isn't Myspace. Take the music off.
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Oh Mom.
Mom: I gotta pee!
Me: Again? -__-
Mom: Yes, pause the movie.
Me: I don't know how.
Mom: You hit the pause button.
Me: If it's so simple, why don't you do it?
Mom: I will, bitch!
Me: :O
Dammit.
Me: *scrolling through Tumblr*
Mom: Is she naked?!?
Anonymous asked: I love your shit. But could you post a picture with it off? ;D
My mom + My dad - Condom = Greatest person alive.
totally-relatable:
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